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There’s Nothing Here. Or is there?

The fact that you have made it this far is a testament to your experience as a diligent traveler. I tell you this know: turn back before it is too late. The prize you have been promised is not worth what you may think. Your sanity and wellbeing is more important. I, too, was once a wayward traveller much like yourself. Now I am stuck in this maze eternally. 

I'm afraid I cannot let you advance beyond this point. The only door to the next room is the button below, and I'm terribly sorry, but I have cealed it with a custom password. You will thank me later. There will be those who claim the password is hidden within the certificates awarded to graduating interns. Believing such notions will only beget misfortune in your future. 

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